"If you feel you're in total control ...

... then you are not going fast enough!!!"
Mario Andretti
"If your life is anything like the show 'Girls', please kill yourself."
"What am love?"
Justin McElroy
"What am love?"
Good question: The answer ...

“She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright,
Meet in the aspect of her eyes...”
Lord Byron
“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered,

There's just something about you that pisses me off.”
Stephen King, Storm of the Century
Gender Politics Isn't Fact, It's a Feeling and Quite Frankly, Barking.
Janice Atkinson, MEP
“Without music, life would be a mistake.”
Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols
"Everything works until it doesn't."