If Money cannot buy happiness, I guess I will have to rent it :)
Johnny Dangerously
Yo mama's so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys.
In Living Color

Literally the funniest Yo Mama joke, and one of funniest jokes in general, I have ever heard.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because everyone wanted to know why he did it.

Why did the chicken walk back and stop in front of a car?
The people on the other side were the same.
-Mr.peanutbutter
18-6-2019
"He's a real Bobby Dazzler, 'im."
My new favorite Brit/Aussie slang term.
My life is like ice cream.

It's melting.
-Mr.peanutbutter
24-6-2019

Mod Edit:
Why does an idiot with sleeping problems take a frying pan to bed?

To hit himself in the head and fall asleep.
-Mr.peanutbutter
25-6-2018
1. That's kinda not what this thread is for.
2. No double posting within 24 hours.

Ass, cash, or grass; no one rides for free.
otaku_emmy said:
1. That's kinda not what this thread is for.
Created a new one

otaku_emmy said:
2. No double posting within 24 hours.
Thought it was possible because it was technically spread out between two days :I
Mr.peanutbutter said:
Thought it was possible because it was technically spread out between two days :I
The post you made before the last said "12 hours ago", and we don't really count it like one day vs. another. 12 hours is 12 hours.

Making a post at 11 PM and then following that with another at 11 AM, for example, doesn't count as a day, or 24 hour period.