"У каждой аварии есть имя, фамилия и должность"

"Each accident has a name, surname and position"
Commissar of Railways Lazar Moiseyevich Kaganovich
(Russian: Ла́зарь Моисе́евич Кагано́вич)

Many decades later in 2007:
[Sergeant Angel has told Danny Butterman that Official Vocabulary no longer refers to car crashes as accidents: They are now called collisions]

Danny Butterman: Hey, why can't we say "accident," again?

Nicholas Angel: Because "accident" implies there's nobody to blame.
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.
Maya Angelou
“My shoulders will always be dry for you”
It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.
- my friend (she don’t go to my school anymore ugh)

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
Malcolm X
It’s only the sorrow that is real. Anything positive may just derail into another lie.
Me 🙄
I know many elderly alcoholics, but no elderly vegans....just saying.
vk.com: странный юмор page
“You think I won't come out these heels and make it clear? You think I won’t fuck up my hair and take it there?”
Mariah Carey from the song “heat”
If only I could be so grossly incandescent.
Solaire of Astora
"You little nut! Girls like you are responsible for all the tiresome colorless marriages. What a blow it must be when a man with imagination marries the beautiful bundle of clothes that he's been building ideals round, and finds that she's just a weak, whining, cowardly mass of affectations!"
Marjorie from Bernice Bobs her hair

Idk. Just thought it was interesting

"All right—I'll just give you a few examples now. First you
have no ease of manner. Why? Because you're never sure
about your personal appearance. When a girl feels that
she's perfectly groomed and dressed she can forget that
part of her. That's charm. The more parts of yourself you
can afford to forget the more charm you have."
"No; for instance you never take care of your eyebrows.
They're black and lustrous, but by leaving them straggly
they're a blemish. They'd be beautiful if you'd take care of
them in one-tenth the time you take doing nothing. You're
going to brush them so that they'll grow straight."
Marjorie = hypocrisy at its finest
The drops of rain make a hole in the stone, not by violence, but by oft falling.
“Women have to receive lower salaries because they become pregnant”
…this has to be the most redonkey thing I’ve read today. Like…what? 😂

And I don’t know who said this.
Eat safely, use condiments.
Sonic Drive Thru Road sign somewhere in Suburban America.
“When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity.

When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.”
Professor Richard Dawkins - The God Delusion
The enemy is within the gates; it is with our own luxury, our own folly, our own criminality that we have to contend.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
“You're off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting,
So... get on your way!”
Dr. Seuss
Don't stop talking to me, I haven't been listening.
"Stop the Fucking Car", Circa Survive

I think about that line all the time. Mostly because I don't really understand it.
Saarrrcasm? I got no idea girl

someone said:
Beyoncé + Shade. Basically shade directed towards Beyoncé. Silliest made up word I’ve EVER stumbled upon in my LIFE. Even sillier than “ignoranus” imo

Ok I’m gonna go kms now


“The finest trick of the devil is to persuade you that he does not exist.”
Charles Baudelaire

The one at fault is the one driving the car. They need to start driving the right direction. Victims are the passengers. They need to jump out the car as fast as they can.
“Yes, I live in my own little world...

... But its ok, because everyone knows me there.”
Lauren Myracle
“More smiling, less worrying. More compassion, less judgment. More blessed, less stressed. More love, less hate.”
Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart
"Something was pouring from his mouth. He examined his sleeve. Blood? Blood. Crimson, copper-smelling blood. His blood. Blood. Blood. Blood.

...And bits of sick."
Garth Marenghi
“I am nothing special, of this I am sure.

I am a common man with common thoughts and I've led a common life.

There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but...

... I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough..”
Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook
“Do not be angry with the rain;
it simply does not know how to fall upwards.”
Vladimir Nabokov
Just because you engage an enemy, does not mean you have to marry them.
Oglaf [NSFW]
I’m in love with that comic already.
"This is such a testiment to how far women have come in the last century. By 2120 we should have men completely beaten into submission ❤"
Some gross feminist on Instagram
Like I swear to god feminism shouldn’t even be a thing in the United States anymore
"If you'd like to make a call please hang up and kiss my ass"
“In our modern world, we look unkindly on mistakes and imperfection. But this is far from the samurai ideal.

Mistakes are part of the learning process and if you haven't made them then you are, indeed, dangerous ... because it means you have never learned anything.

Mistakes, to a samurai, are the proof of your learning.”
Alexei Maxim Russell, Instruction Manual for the 21st Century Samurai