"У каждой аварии есть имя, фамилия и должность"

"Each accident has a name, surname and position"
Commissar of Railways Lazar Moiseyevich Kaganovich
(Russian: Ла́зарь Моисе́евич Кагано́вич)

Many decades later in 2007:
[Sergeant Angel has told Danny Butterman that Official Vocabulary no longer refers to car crashes as accidents: They are now called collisions]

Danny Butterman: Hey, why can't we say "accident," again?

Nicholas Angel: Because "accident" implies there's nobody to blame.
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