otaku_emmy said:

And I don't know what kind of spider it is. But the only spiders I find cute are the ones with proportionally small legs and big, round bodies.
Ha, ha, you don't know what horrible creatures spiders are unless you live in Australia. Yesterday I found a funnel web spider under in my laundry basket which I mistakenly left under my clothes line overnight. If a funnel web spider bites you, unless you get to the hospital pronto, and get a shot of anti venom you'll be agonizingly paralyzed and dead in 15 to 20 minutes.

Needless to say I rushed to find my trusty shovel and beat her senseless until she was nothing more than a pile of mush, then poured half a can of insect spray on her nasty eggs, just to make sure that I also murdered her offspring.

No mercy! I hate freaking spiders!!! Not to mention the red back spider, which is far more deadly than their American black widow relative.