There was a prowler outside today. He was visibly contemplating stealing our neighbor's mail. He was also checking out the backyard area of the apartments across the road. We did not call the police.

I also took a political survey on the phone. They've been calling specifically for me for a long time now. I didn't know they wanted me specifically. The guy sounded handsome and nice. He asked me a lot of questions about...presidential candidates and stuff. He asked what direction I felt the country had been going in the last couple of years. That kind of thing.

I hope he gets paid well 'cuz it was a lot of questions. And I got really confused halfway through because I got nervous.