So I'm a fan of the stereotypical 1930s Italian mobster. I'm a fan of Italian stereotypes in general.

Anyways, I had this fucking bizarre dream about some, like, mafia dudes who were wearing Japanese sukumizu, and they had the thickest, juiciest asses and thighs you'd ever seen. But it was, like... They had the lower halves of women. They had men's torsos and Italian meatball heads and their 30s fedoras but everything below the waist was e-thot.