I had a dream that I was going to meet a hot, middle-aged actor DILF I used to have a crush on but then I fookin' shidded my pants right there in public and had to run away and hide. :/

I also had a dream that I was watching a live, in-person striptease by one of my favorite burlesque performers, and she had a lil gray squirrel helping with her act like she were a Didney pwincess.