Me again, bitches. Got some lackluster food reviews for no one to read:

The McDonald's Crispy Chicken Sandwich fucking sucks. The chicken itself is fine, but it still tastes too much like pickle juice (the brine, I'm guessing), and they don't put ANY mayo or sauce on the regular version. The brioche bun is the best part, imo.

The KFC Chicken Sandwich fucking slaps ass. The bun is excellent, the chicken breast is huge and seasoned well, the pickles are plentiful, and THEY USE LOTSA MAYO.

The Sweet Lightning Mt. Dew (available only at KFC) is one of the best Dews I've ever tasted. It's got that odd, artificial peach flavor with a hint of something citrusy. I liked it a lot.

The "mystery" Mt. Dew, Voodew (available for a limited time), was yummy too but it's just cherry limeade. Nothing to write home about.

Note: I don't usually drink Mt. Dew or ANY full calorie, caffeinated sodas but I like trying new flavors of Dew for some reason. Caffeine is evil and shitty.